-== 字幕制作｜Meky ==-
我与长指甲
双语合成｜天外生物 感谢原字幕制作者
我想喝杯茶，你要不要也来一杯 I'm going for a cup of tea. Do you want one?
- 你要喝茶吗，长指甲？ - 不用了 - Do you want a cup of tea, Withnail? - No.
一千三百万伦敦人应该醒悟过来 Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this.
谋杀，抵抗和强奸？ The murder and all-bran and rape?
现在我坐在这该死的小木屋里，我长指甲 And I'm sitting in this bloody shack, and I can't cope with Withnail.
我一定是疯了 I must be out of my mind.
我必须马上回去，好好谈谈他的问题 I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth.
我得知一些很令人沮丧的消息 I have some extremely distressing news.
我不要听，我什么都不要听 I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything.
天哪，真是个噩梦，真的！ My God, it's a nightmare, let me tell you. It's a nightmare.
我们把酒都喝完了，下面该做什么呢 We've just run out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
我觉得不舒服 Oh, God! I don't feel good.
我的手指突然变得很奇怪！ My thumbs have gone weird!
我一定是吸食大麻过量了 I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose.
天哪！ Oh, God!
我的，心快跳出来了 My heart's beating like a fucked clock!
我害怕极了，真的，太可怕了！ I feel dreadful. I feel really dreadful.
我也怕，大家都很害怕 So do I. So does everybody.
看看我的舌头 Look at my tongue.
就像灰黄色的短袜 Gray yellow sock.
看在上帝的份上，坐下吧，你怎么了 Sit down, for Christ's sake. What's the matter with you?
吃点糖 Eat some sugar.
听着，超人的咒语 Listen to this. "Curse of the supermen.
“我吃了禁药所以获得了奖牌”，运动员杰夫沃德说道 "'I took drugs to win medal,' says top athleteJeff Wode.
- 咖啡在哪？ - 在世界上最独家的访谈里 - Where's the coffee? - "In a world exclusive interview,
三十三岁的铅球运动员杰夫沃德，体重三百一十七磅 "33-year-old shot putterJeff Wode, who weighs 317 pounds,
承认他服用了过量的类固醇 "admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids,
而这种药品是竞技运动中禁止服用的 "drugs banned in sport.
“他过去脾气很差”，他妻子谈到 "'He used to get in bad tempers,' says his wife.
“过去他总是对我挑三拣四，但现在不会了” "'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped,
现在不管在性生活还是在其他方面，他都变得好多了 he's much better in our sex life and in our general life."'
天哪！这巨大的脑袋，头发浓密… Jesus Christ! This huge, thatched head...
还有他大大的耳垂，完全不像正常人 with its earlobes and cannonball is not considered sane.
杰夫沃德现在感觉好一些了… "Jeff Wode is feeling better...
现在打算退出体坛，开始到处炫耀卖弄 and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about."
看看他！看看杰夫沃德！ Look at him! Look atJeff Wode!
光他的头就有五十磅重 His head must weigh 50 pounds on its own.
想象一下他的睾丸的大小 Imagine the size of his balls.
想象一下和这种混蛋打架 Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.
拜托，我不舒服呢 Please, I don't feel good.
那是你想说的，但是那不是杰夫沃德的想法 That's what you'd say. But that wouldn't wash with Jeff.
不，他需要为自己辩解 No. He'd like a bit of pleading. Adds spice to it.
事实上，他可能告诉你了，在他想做之前就告诉你，他打算做什么了 In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was gonna do before he did it.
我要把你的头扯下来 "I'm gonna pull your head off."
不，不要动我的头 "No, please don't pull my head off."
我要把你的头扯下，因为我不喜欢你的头 "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head."
你有汤？为什么我没有？ Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
咖啡 Coffee.
为什么你不像其他人一样用茶杯？ Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?
为什么不像其他人一样时不时洗洗澡？ Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
你太大胆了！ How dare you! How dare you!
你胆子太大了！敢说我不人道！ How dare you call me inhumane!
我并没有说你不人道，都是你自己想出来的，镇静点 I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down.
好，你这混蛋，我要去洗澡了 Right, you fucker. I'm gonna do the washing up.
不，不，你不能去，我肯定地说这不可能 No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear.
我已经弄明白了，听我说！ I've looked into it. Listen to me! Listen to me!
那里有一个东西，是一个茶包在长大 There are things in there. There's a tea bag growing.
你已经六十个小时没有睡觉了，你头脑已经糊涂了 You haven't slept in 60 hours. You're in no state to tackle it.
等到早上，我们一起出去 Wait till the morning. We'll go in together.
现在就是早上了，靠边站！ This is the morning! Stand aside!
你不明白！我想觉得有某种生物生活在那里 You don't understand! I think there may be something living in there.
我想可能还活着 I think there may be something alive.
- 你什么意思？老鼠？ - 有可能 - What do you mean? A rat? - It's possible.
这样的话，那个混蛋会一天都会后悔的 Then the fucker will rue the day.
天啊，我的主啊！尼古丁还有过期食物 Oh, Christ Almighty! A sinew in nicotine base.
离远点，整个水池都要臭了 Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
我不知道这里面是什么 I don't know what's in here.
我告诉过你，你会被咬到的！ I told you, you've been bitten!
烫到了！烫到了！那该死的水壶简直是着火了！ Burnt! Burnt! The fucking kettle's on fire!
- 有什么东西漂在上面 - 叉死它！ - There's something floating up. - Fork it!
- 我…我…我不敢 - 你一定要这样做！ - L-l-I don't... - You must! You must!
壶嘴上的釉都烧没有了，我们以后不能够再用它了 The poop will boil through the glaze. We'll never be able to use our dinner service again.
用老虎钳吧 Here. Get it with the pliers.
不，不，不，给我手套 No, no. No, no. Give me the gloves.
对了，戴上手套 That's right. Put on the gloves.
不管做什么，一定要戴上手套 Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
- 没错 - 这是什么？你发现什么了？ - Ugh. - What is it? What have you found?
排泄物 Matter.
排泄物？它从哪里来的？ Matter? Where's it coming from?
不要看，我正在弄 Don't look. I'm dealing with it.
我们在这呆的太久了 I think we've been in here too long.
我感觉不寻常，我们最好还是出去吧 I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.
真滑稽，看看我 This is ridiculous. Look at me.
转眼间，我就三十了，可我的鞋底还破了 I'm 30 in a month, and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.
一切都会好起来的 It will get better. It has to.
亲爱的，说起来简单，你准备要参加试演了 Easy for you to say, lovey. You've had an audition.
为什么我不能得到试演的机会？ Why can't I have an audition?
真荒谬，我曾经念过艺术学校，我长得还不错 It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good-looking.
我告诉你，我比电视上那些垃圾编导有才华多了 I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television.
为什么我不能上电视？ Why can't I get on television?
我不知道，可能以后会发生啊 I don't know. It'll happen.
是吗？不过那只是你说的 Will it? That's what you say.
我唯一想做的节目就是那混蛋新闻节目 The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news.
我跟你说，我受不了了 I tell you, I can't take much more of this.
- 我要疯了 - 我们都在同一条船上 - I'm gonna crack. - I'm in the same boat.
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
我感觉很不舒服 I feel as sick as a pike.
我要坐下休息一下 I'm gonna have to sit down.
你知道我们应该要做什么吗？ You know what we should do?
你知道我们应该要做什么吗？ I say, you know what we should do?
我怎么会知道？ How can I possibly know what we should do?
- 我们应该做什么？ - 暂时不要想 - What should we do? - Get out of it for a while.
去乡村，放松自己，会让你精神焕发 Get into the countryside, rejuvenate.
精神焕发？我现在在公园里，基本上像个死人一样 Rejuvenate? I'm in a park, and I'm practically dead.
乡村有什么？ What good's the countryside?
- 现在几点？ - 八点了 - What time is it? - It's 8:00.
还有四个小时就要开门了，上帝救救我们 Four hours till opening time. God help us.
有没有止痛剂？ Have we got any embrocation?
- 用来干什么？ - 涂在身上，笨蛋 - What for? - To rub on us, you fool.
这可以让我们保护我们不被高温伤害，还可以保护我们不受辐射伤害 We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the radiator,
在十二点之前我们都不会死 keep ourselves alive till 12:00.
上帝，看看啊！ Jesus, look at that!
除了生马铃薯，那是在过去六十个小时之内… Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid...
我吃过的唯一固体食物 to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.
我一定是生病了 I must be ill.
就算是一个停止不动的手表，每天都会准确报时两次 Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
只有一次，我认为长指甲是正确的 And for once, I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right.
其实，我们漂流到一个病态的地方 We are, indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell,
跟我们自己的未来对抗 making an enemy of our own future.
我们需要的是和谐 What we need is harmony,
新鲜的空气，类似那样的东西 fresh air, stuff like that.
在水槽里面没有很多有用的东西，没有给你留下任何东西 Wasn't much in the tube. Nothing left for you.
为什么你不跟你父亲拿钱？ Why don't you ask your father for some money?
如果我们有钱，我们就可以离开这里 If we had some money, we could go away.
为什么你不去跟你父亲拿钱？这里怎么会这么的冷？ Why don't you ask your father? How can it be so cold in here?
这里就像格陵兰 Like Greenland in here.
我们要喝些酒，是现在这个时候抵抗寒冷的唯一方法 We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution for this intense cold.
必须做点事情，我们不能这样子！ Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this!
我是一个训练有素的演员，现在却几乎成了一个乞丐 I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!
看看我们！文明社会的成员的权利竟然被剥夺了！ I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights!
没有电冰箱，没有电视，没有电话 No fridges, no televisions, no phones!
最重要的是，我准备要叫一份外卖 Much more of this, I'm gonna apply for Meals On Wheels.
- 你的香烟广告怎么了？ - 那也是我想知道的事情 - What happened to your cigar commercial? - That's what I want to know.
我的经纪人发生什么事情了？那个混蛋一定是死了 What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.
九月，巴德帕奇 September. Bad patch.
垃圾，我在职业介绍所很久没有看过吉尔古德 Rubbish. I haven't seen Gielgud down the Labor Exchange.
为什么他不退休？ Why doesn't he retire?
噢，看看这个小混蛋！ Oh, look at this little bastard!
“男孩获得意大利优秀导演的赏识” "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director."
他当然得到那份工作了，可能每天有十英镑，我知道那钱的用处 'Course he does. Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for.
每个乳房两英镑是便士，然后他的屁股是五英镑 Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse.
- 你有没有去过控制室？ - 你在说什么？ - Have you been at the controls? - What are you talking about?
温度调节器！你对它们做了什么？ The thermostats! What have you done to them?
- 我们有砬过它们 - 那为什么我的头冷得发麻了？ - I haven't touched them. - Then why has my head gone numb?
我一定要喝些酒 I must have some booze.
我需要喝酒！ I demand to have some booze!
- 如果我是你，我就不会喝那东西 - 为什么不喝？ - I wouldn't drink that if I was you. - Why not?
因为我不建议你做这样的事情 Because I don't advise it.
就算是酒鬼都不会喝那东西，它比甲基化酒精更糟糕 Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
乱说，这是比甲基化酒精更高级的酒 Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths.
酒鬼不喝，是因为他们买不起 Wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
你还有吗？ Have we got any more?
骗子！在你工具箱里面的是什么东西？ Liar! What's in your toolbox?
不，我们什么都没有，坐下 No, we have nothing. Sit down.
骗子！你有防冻剂 Liar! You've got antifreeze.
你这个大笨蛋不应该乱喝酒！ You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!
好的，计划是这样子，我们会进去然后喝个痛快 All right, this is the plan. We'll get in there and get wrecked.
然后我们吃猪肉馅饼，然后吃两片曲米帕明[抗狂躁抑郁症药] Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil 50s each.
那就是说我们会一直到星期二早上才会醒来 Means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.
- 那恶，心的味道是什么？ - 我鞋子上的香水 - What's that appalling smell? - Perfume on my boots.
我在它们上面涂了草本精华香水 I had to scrub them with essence of petunia.
两大杯松子酒，两品脱的苹果酒，苹果酒里面加些冰 Two large gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider.
如果我父亲是个有钱人，我会跟他要钱 If my father was loaded, I'd ask him for some money.
如果你父亲是我父亲，你就不可能拿到钱 If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
- 给你们，年轻人 - 干杯 - Here you are, lads. - Chin-chin.
啊！ Ugh!
那么那个人怎样？我忘记他的名字了 What about what's-his-name?
- 什么？ - 为什么你不给他打个电话？ - What about him? - Why don't you give him a call?
- 打电话给他干什么？ - 问问他房子的事情 - What for? - Ask him about his house.
你要我打电话给那个人，然后问他房子的事情？ You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?
- 为什么不可以？ - 好的，他的电话号码是几号？ - Why not? - All right. What's his number?
我不知道我从来没有见过他 I have no idea. I've never met him.
好的，我也没有，你在说谁？ Well, neither have I. Who the fuck are you talking about?
你的亲戚，在乡村里面有房子的 Your relative with the house in the country.
- 蒙蒂？蒙蒂叔叔？ - 没错，就是那个 - Monty? Uncle Monty? - Same. That's the one.
把汽车修理好，我们在乡下住一个礼拜 Get theJag fixed up, spend a week in the country.
好的，给我六便士，然后我会打电话给他 All right. Give us a tanner, and I'll give him a bell.
给你，拿多一点，我要去小便 Here. Get a couple more. I'm going for a slash.
娘娘腔 Ponce.
面对恐惧我几乎无法小便 I could hardly piss straight with fear.
一个智力低下的人也讨厌我 A man with three-quarters of an inch of brain had taken a dislike to me.
我做了什么事情让他生气？我不是故意惹这样的人生气 What have I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this.
这个家伙很明显是荷尔蒙失调 And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him.
你要更有男子气概，不然你会生活在困难之中 Get any more masculine than him, you'd have to live up a tree.
“我喜欢男子的屁股”，谁喜欢男子的屁股？ "I fuck arses." Who fucks arses?
可能外面那家伙就喜欢男子的屁股 Maybe he fucks arses.
可能这是他喝醉的时候写下的？ Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
我在这里很危险 I'm in considerable danger in here.
我必须要立刻离开这里 I must get out of here at once.
喷了香水的娘娘腔！ Perfumed ponce!
如果你知道蒙蒂邀请我们去喝酒，你一定会很高兴 You'll be pleased to hear Monty's invited us for drinks.
感谢蒙蒂我们出去 Balls to Monty. We're getting out.
感谢蒙蒂？我已经花了一个小时讨好这个同性恋 Balls to Monty? I already spent an hour flattering the bugger.
那边有个人不喜欢香水，不要看 There's a man over there doesn't like the perfume. A big one. Don't look.
我们身处险境，我们必须要想办法离开这里 We're in danger. We've got to get out.
- 你在说什么？ - 有人说我是娘娘腔 - What are you talking about? - I've been called a ponce.
哪个混蛋说的？ What fucker said that?
我说他是娘娘腔 I called him a ponce,
现在我也会叫你娘娘腔 and now I'm calling you one.
娘娘腔！ Ponce!
你想喝杯酒吗？ Would you like a drink?
你叫什么名字？混球？ What's your name? McFuck?
我有，心脏病我有，心脏病 I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition.
如果你打我，那就是谋杀 If you hit me, it's murder.
我会杀了你们两个？ I'll murder the pair of yous!
我的妻子怀孕了 My wife is having a baby.
听好，我不知道我的…朋友干了什么让你生气 Listen, I don't know what my... acquaintance did to upset you,
但是跟我无关 but it's nothing to do with me.
我建议你们两个都出去… I suggest you both go outside...
然后在街上明智地解决问题 and discuss it sensibly in the street.
不要挡道！ Out of my way!
吃了安非他命，就像坐上了大西洋航班… Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights...
在没有离开飞机的情况下 without ever getting off the plane.
时间改变了，失去一些东西，得到一些东西 Time change. You lose. You gain.
没有差别，只要你继续吃这些药 Makes no difference, so long as you keep taking the pills.
但是迟早，你都要摆脱它们 But sooner or later, you gotta get out...
因为它会让你意志消沉 because it's crashing,
然后突然间，那些冻结的时间… and all at once those frozen hours...
从你的神经系统中慢慢地融化 melt through the nervous system...
并且从你的毛孔中渗透出来 and seep out the pores.
混蛋！只是吸一些… Bastards! Just to suck...
低级的便宜香烟，那个混蛋不会看到我 some miserable cheap cigar, and the bastards won't see me.
为什么我们要在这里吃午饭？ Why are we having lunch in here?
这是正餐，而且丹尼也在这里 It's dinner, and Danny's here.
丹尼？你怎么让他进来的？ Danny? How did he get in?
今天早上我让他进来的，他丢了一个木屐 I let him in this morning. He lost one of his clogs.
是因为外面太冷了，所以他才进来的 He's come in because of this perpetual cold.
噢，我希望烟草的销售额会直线下降 Oh, I hope tobacco sales plummet.
我拿了你的干腊肠，给你，我不要了 I've got your saveloy. Here. I don't want it.
那就把它塞进肥皂盒里面，留着以后吃 Then stick it in a soap tray and save it for later.
不要对我发脾气！我们都在同一条船上！ Don't vent spleen on me! I'm in the same boat!
不要说了！你不是跟我们在同一条船上 Stop saying that! You're not in the same boat.
我唯一知道的事情，就是我们在同一间混蛋浴室里面！ The only thing you're in that I have been in is this fucking bath!
丹尼在这里，只会利用他的朋友 Danny's here. Headhunter to his friends.
他会利用所有的人，所以他没有任何朋友 Headhunter to everybody. He doesn't have any friends.
唯一和他有联系的人… The only people he converses with...
就是他的客人，有时候是警察 are his clients and occasionally the police.
大麻和迷幻药的供应商回来了 The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back.
我们永远都无法得到解脱了？ Will we never be set free?
- 丹尼 - 你看上去非常英俊 - Danny. - You're looking very beautiful, man.
最近有离开过这里吗？ Have you been away?
圣彼德向圣徒们传播使徒书 St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
你有食物吗？ Have you got any food?
嗯，事实上，我有干腊肠 Mmm. As a matter of fact, I got a saveloy.
多少钱？ How much is it?
免费给你吃的 You can have it for nothing.
- 你好像穿着西装 - 这跟你有什么关系？ - I see you're wearing a suit. - What's it got to do with you?
不用紧张，伙计，我只是随便打量一下 No need to get uptight, man. I was merely making an observation.
两个礼拜之前，我刚好在帮运送毒品的家伙找一套合适的西装 I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago.
但出于某些原因，我真的不方便跟你们讨论… For reasons I can't really discuss with you...
他要去牙买加走私一些毒品回来 the Coalman had to go toJamaica.
然后从希斯罗机场回来的时候被逮捕了 Got busted coming back through Heathrow.
他的表情太紧张了 Had a weight under his fez.
我们觉得他有一件西装或许会好点 We worked out, it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit.
但是那个家伙是一个不怕冷的黑鬼 But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman.
在法庭上只穿着一件长袍，还有一个大喇叭 Goes into court in his caftan and a bell.
这是很难接受的事情 This doesn't go down at all well.
他们可以处理长袍，但是却没有办法处理那个大喇叭 They can handle the caftan, but they can't handle the bell.
法官穿着法官服坐在那里，样子就像一个勤务兵… So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like fucking Batman...
- 头上戴着过时的帽子… - 假发 - with this really rather far-out looking hat... - Wig.
不，兄弟，看上去更像一顶白色的帽子 No, man. This was more like a long white hat.
他看着走私犯，说： So he looks at the Coalman and says,
“这是什么意思？这里是法庭，不是化妆舞会” "What's all this? This is a court, man. This ain't fancy dress."
走私犯看着他，说： And the Coalman looks at him and says,
“法官大人，你觉得你看上去是个正常人？” "You think you look normal, Your Honor?"
法官立刻判了他两年 Cunt give him two years.
恐怕没有任何大麻可以提供给你们 I'm afraid I can't offer you gentlemen anything.
没关系，丹尼，我们决定不吸一段时间 That's all right, Danny. We decided to lay off for a bit.
那也是我想的，除了自己使用，我的意见跟你一样 That's what I thought. Except for personal use, I concur with you.
其实，我打算退休然后做生意 As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of retiring and going into business.
做什么生意？ Doing what?
- 玩具生意 - 我以为你会做瓶子生意 - The toy industry. - I thought you were in the bottle industry.
不，兄弟，那是副业，你可以去做 No, man. That's a sideline. You can have that.
里面有说明 Instructions are included.
好的，我的搭档非常擅长做娃娃 Yeah, my partner's got a really good idea for making dolls.
他的名字叫专横的艾德，他姐姐给了他一个主意 His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea.
她在圣诞节收到一个娃娃，会小便的娃娃 She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
- 真的？ - 是的，但是你要帮它换内裤 - Really? - Yeah, and you gotta change its drawers for it.
真恐怖，但是小女孩喜欢那样子 It's horrible, really. But they like that, little girls.
我们准备要做一个可以大便的娃娃 So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
- 大便？ - 他是个专家 - Shits itself? - He's an expert.
他在做原型 He's building the prototype now.
为什么他这么紧张不安？ Why is he behaving so uptightly?
因为一群广告客户要我去剪头发，我没有办法接受这事情 Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.
我建议你不去剪头发 I don't advise a haircut, man.
全部发型师都受雇于政府 All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.
头发是你的天线 Hair are your aerials.
它们接收宇宙的信号… They pick up signals from the cosmos...
然后将它们传送到大脑 and transmit them directly into the brain.
因此，那些光头的人会如此紧张 This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
真是胡说 What absolute twaddle.
- 他不是刚刚被逮捕了？ - 不是 - Has he just been busted? - No.
那么为什么他还穿着以前那套旧西装？ Then why is he wearing that old suit?
旧西装？这可是来自萨维尔街的霍克斯牌子的西装 Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
不要因为没有看过这套西装就大惊小怪的，这不算什么！ Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything!
不要生我的气 Don't get uptight with me, man.
如果你这样子，我就不得不给你吃一些药 'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
如果我刺你一刀，你就会知道有人告诉过你 And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
你不会刺我的，你太懦弱了 You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean.
而且，没有东西我是不能忍受的 Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
如果我给你毒品，你会认为脑瘤是一份生日礼物 If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
我可以跟你一样吸食双倍的分量 I could take double anything you could.
非常，非常愚蠢的话，兄弟 Very, very foolish words, man.
他是对的，长指甲 He's right, Withnail. Look at him.
他已经丧失了所有的功能，他服用的药物的剂量比你多很多 His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
我不会让这家伙羞辱我 I'm not having this shag sack insulting me.
让他把毒品拿出来 Let him get his drugs out.
这个娃娃极度的危险 This doll is extremely dangerous.
它被施了伏赌教的巫术 It has voodoo qualities.
学名是“镇静安眠剂” Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex."
道上的人称呼它为“尸体防腐者” Street, "the embalmer."
我不怕！我会吞了它，然后跑一公里 Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
冷静点，兄弟，这药每粒要一英磅 Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid.
- 一粒一英磅？你真的是疯了 - 那是合理的，长指甲 - Two quid? You're out of your mind. - That's sense, Withnail.
你可以把这东西塞进你的屁股里面，然后滚开这里！ You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
不需要羞辱我，我准备离开 No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
你们谁有鞋子？ Have either of you got shoes?
蒙蒂的车 Monty's car.
噢，你好！进来 Oh, hello! Come in.
坐下，你想喝点东西吗？ Sit down, do. Would you like a drink?
- 雪利酒 - 雪利酒 - Sherry. - Sherry.
- 雪利酒？ - 是的，雪利酒 - Sherry? - Sherry.
雪利酒 Sherry.
你们喜欢蔬菜吗？ Do you like vegetables?
我一直都很喜欢块根农作物 I've always been fond of root crops,
但是我是去年夏天才开始种植 but I only started to grow last summer.
我突然觉得花椰菜比玫瑰更漂亮 I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose.
干杯 Chin-chin.
- 你有种植什么东西？ - 天竺葵 - Do you grow? - Geraniums.
小叛徒 Little traitors.
我觉得胡萝卜比天竺葵更吸引人 I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.
嗯，胡萝卜有种神秘的感觉 Mmm. The carrot has mystery.
花其实就像妓女一样 Flowers are essentially tarts,
蜜蜂就是它们的客人 prostitutes for the bees.
你会同意它们表示“请来找我吧” There is, you will agree, a certain "je ne sai quoi,"
一些关于坚定，年轻的胡萝卜的特别的事情 something very special about a firm, young carrot.
嗯，不好意思 Hmm, excuse me.
请喝多一杯酒 Do help yourselves to another drink.
这是什么意思？那个男人疯了 What's all this? The man's mad.
- 行为有点古怪 - 古怪？他是个疯子！ - Eccentric. - Eccentric? He's insane!
不仅仅那样，他还是一个粗野的同性恋者 Not only that, he's a raving homosexual.
你这个寄生虫！你竟然敢这么做？ You beastly little parasite! How dare you?
你这强盗！你竟然敢这么做！ You little thug! How dare you!
无情无义的，下流的卑鄙小人！ Beastly, ungrateful little swine!
- 请问你要喝东西吗？ - 是的，是的，亲爱的孩子 - Shall I get you a drink? - Yes, yes, yes, please, dear boy.
你给我一杯血腥玛丽 You can prepare me a small rhesus-negative Bloody Mary.
你要将所有的事情告诉我，自从你上一次演出到现在，我都没有见过你 You must tell me all the news. I haven't seen you since you finished your last show.
非常的忙，叔叔，电视之类的事情 Rather busy, Uncle. TV and stuff.
我的经纪人又劝我去皇家莎士比亚公司 My agent's attempting to edge me towards Royal Shakespeare Company again.
- 噢，太棒了 - 而他则刚得到一次试演的机会 - Oh, splendid. - And he's just had an audition for rep.
噢，太棒了！那么你也是一个戏剧演员了？ Oh, splendid! So you're a Thespian too?
蒙蒂以前也做表演 Monty used to act.
几乎可以那么说 One hardly says that.
我只是嘴上那么说，但是从来没有真正放在，心上 I cracked the boards in my youth, but I never really had it in my blood.
而那是必不可少的，不是吗？ And that's what's so essential, isn't it?
血液里充满了对表演的渴求 The theatrical zeal in the veins.
唉，我现在只剩下一些酒和回忆 Alas, I have little more than vintage wine and memories.
那是对于一个年轻人的生活来说最令人惶恐的经历… It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life...
当某天早上他醒来，然后理所当然的对自己说 when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself,
“我再也不能扮演丹麦人了” "I will never play the Dane."
当那个时刻到来 When that moment comes,
一个人就不再有野，心 one's ambition ceases.
你不同意吗？ Don't you agree?
- 那是一个我想扮演的角色，叔叔 - 你会是第一流的演员 - It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. - And you'll be marvelous.
第一流的 Marvelous.
“结束了” "It's gone.
“我们错了，我们受到如此宽容的对待…” "We do it wrong, being so majestical...
“不应该还以暴力” to offer it the show of violence."
我们走吧，他是个疯子 Let's go. He's a madman.
任何时刻他都有可能冲出去，穿上他的紧身衣 Any minute now, he's gonna rush out and get into his tights.
- 好的，好的，任何时刻 - 要么离开，要么留在这里 - Okay, okay. Any minute. - The house or out.
蒙蒂，我可以跟你说几句吗？ Could I have a word with you, Monty?
噢，原谅我，亲爱的，原谅我 Oh, forgive me, dear boy. Forgive me.
我太沉湎于过去 I was allowing memory to have the better of me.
我再给你倒一杯酒吧 Shall I get you a topper?
事实上，我还记得我的第一个经纪人 Indeed, I remember my first agent.
雷蒙德达克 Raymond Duck.
他是一个苛刻的以色列人 He was a dreadful little Israelite.
住在查宁十字路口的一栋四层公寓上 Four floors up on the Charing Cross Road,
从来没有给我介绍任何一份工作 and never a job at the top of them.
有人告诉我你还是一个作家 I'm told you're a writer too.
你会写诗吗？ Do you write poems?
我也希望我可以，那只是一个想法而已，真的 No. I wish I could. It's just thoughts, really.
- 有出版过书吗？ - 没有 - Are you published? - Oh, no.
你在哪里上学？ Where did you school?
他去了另外一个地方，蒙蒂 He went to the other place, Monty.
噢，你去了伊顿公学？ Oh, you went to Eton?
把那个小贱人撵出去！ Get that damned little swine out of here!
它想进来跟你一起，它这是得寸进尺 It's trying to get itself in with you. It's trying for even more advantage.
它被本能占据着，它现在就像一个橄榄球一样 It's obsessed with its gut. It's like a bloody rugby ball now.
- 它会死的！它会死的！ - 蒙蒂，蒙蒂 - It will die! It will die! - Monty. Monty.
不，不，亲爱的孩子，你必须离开 No, no, dear boy. You must leave.
那坏家伙破坏了我的，心情 Yet again, that oaf has destroyed my day.
听着，蒙蒂，我可以占用你几分钟吗？私底下说个话 Listen, Monty. Could I just have a quick word with you? In private?
哦…好 Oh... very well.
- 晚安，亲爱的 - 晚安，蒙蒂 - Good night, my dears. - Good night, Monty.
为什么要那么秘密，你为什么告诉他我去了伊顿公学？ What's all this going off in private business? Why did you tell him I went to Eton?
因为就算我不说，结果也一样 Because it wouldn't have helped if I hadn't.
我只是想试着让他了解你 I'm just trying to establish you in some sort of context he'd understand.
- 你这么说是什么意思？ - 我的意思是，对于那些负担得起的人而言就如分文不花 - What do you mean by that? - I mean, free to those who can afford it.
而对那些负担不起的人则高不可攀 Very expensive to those that can't.
吉亨德里克斯 《沿着瞭望塔》
♪ 肯定有办法走出去 ♪
♪ 那个爱开玩笑的人对小偷说 ♪
♪ 有太多的迷惑 ♪
♪ 我没法释怀 ♪
♪ 商人都喝我的酒 ♪
- 妓女！ - 闭嘴！妈的！ - Scrubbers! - Up yours, Granddad!
- 妓女！妓女！ - 闭嘴！ - Scrubbers! Scrubbers! - Shut up!
小妓女，她们喜欢被这么称呼 Little tarts. They love it.
我在忙着把这东西弄安静点 I'm trying to drive this thing as quietly as possible.
如果你们不闭嘴，我就把你们送到警察局去！ If you don't shut up, we'll get stopped by the police.
- 把那瓶子给我 - 看！看 - Give me the bottle. - Look at that. Look at that.
“交通事故多发地段”，这里根本没事故啊！ "Accident black spot." These aren't accidents!
他们现在找不到路在瞎摸了，太好了！ They're throwing themselves into the road! Gladly!
为了避开所有不好的事，他们只能在这条路上瞎摸了 Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!
认真点看好路，亲爱的 Throw yourself into the road, darling!
我根本没办法！ You haven't got a chance!
♪ 在我们中间有很多人 ♪
♪ 他们觉得生命就是一场玩笑 ♪
♪ 但你和我，我们都经历了那些事 ♪
♪ 这个不是我们的命运 ♪
♪ 所以让我们现在停止抱怨吧 ♪
♪ 时间晚了 ♪
♪ 嘿… ♪
有时候，我想停下来抓个小孩 At some point or another, I want to stop and get hold of a child.
你为什么想要小孩？ What do you want a child for?
教育他正直做人… To tutor it in the ways of righteousness...
弄一些童子尿 and procure some uncontaminated urine.
这是一种可以使醉酒驾驶的司机摆脱处罚的装置 This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety.
你把它装满尿液，假装把管子从裤子里面拿下来 You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser...
然后把这一端的管子这样抽出来 and cellotape this valve to the end of the old chap.
这样子，就算你喝得烂醉，他们也根本拿你没办法 Then you get horribly drunk, and they can't fucking touch you.
根据这些说明 According to these instructions,
你可以拒绝任何东西，只需提供尿样 you refuse everything but a urine sample.
你解开你的管子 You undo your valve...
给他们一些童子尿 and give 'em a dose of unadulterated child's piss,
这样他们就不得不把钥匙还给你了 and they have to give you your keys back.
丹尼真是天才，我现在要小睡一会了 Danny's a genius. I'm gonna have a doze.
♪ 沿着瞭望塔 ♪
♪ 王子们成了一道风景 ♪
♪ 而很多女人来来往往的 ♪
♪ 还有那些赤脚的侍从 ♪
♪ 他们远在寒冷的天边 ♪
♪ 一只野猫在发牢骚 ♪
♪ 两个骑士正在走近 ♪
♪ 风也开始怒吼 ♪
♪ 嘿… ♪
♪ 沿着瞭望塔 ♪
♪ 王子们… ♪
- 我们到那里了吗？ - 不，我们还在这里 - Are we there? - No, we're not. We're here.
我们正处在他妈的飓风中，心 We're in the middle of a fucking gale.
你得留，心看好你那边 You'll have to keep a look out your side.
如果你看到任何东西，告诉我拿好那张地图 If you see anything, tell me. Get hold of that map.
- 威士忌在哪里？ - 要来干嘛？ - Where's the whiskey? - What for?
我看到一个坏蛋 I got a bastard behind the eyes.
如果我不喝酒，就无法吞下阿司匹林 I can't take aspirins without a drink.
- 阿司匹林在哪了？ - 可能在浴室里 - Where's the aspirins? - Probably in the bathroom.
我们出来这么个前不靠村后不靠店的地方，竟然连个阿司匹林也没带出来？ We've come out here in the middle of nowhere without aspirins?
- 我们现在在什么地方？ - 我怎么知道在什么地方？ - Where are we? - How should I know where we are?
我觉得好像有猪往我头上拉屎 I feel like a pig shat in my head.
拿好那幅地图，找那个叫克劳峭壁的地方 Get hold of that map and look for a place called Crow Crag.
应该是这里，这里应该有阿司匹林 There must and shall be aspirin.
把钥匙给我，滚开 Give me the keys. Get out of the way.
如果我没得吃阿司匹林，我会死的… If I don't get aspirin, I shall die...
你他妈的在这种山卡拉地方，还找什么阿司匹林！ here on this fucking mountainside!
万能的主啊！ Christ Almighty!
蒙蒂 Monty.
- 你在干什么？ - 好好歇着，享受我的假期 - What are you doing? - Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
行，现在我们得把这东西好好研究一下 Right. Now, we're gonna have to approach this scientifically.
我们首先点着火 First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight.
然后我们分头行事 Then we split into two fact-finding groups.
我会找些水和检查水管 I'll deal with the water and other plumbing.
你来去找木头和燃料 You can check the fuel and wood situation.
- 那是什么？ - 木头和燃料 - What's that? - The fuel and wood situation.
外面除了飓风什么都没有 There's nothing out there except a hurricane.
- 这地方不能住人了 - 等等吧，天会变暖的 - This place is uninhabitable. - Give it a chance. It's got to warm up.
变暖？我们不如点个烟取暖吧 Warm up? We may as well sit around a cigarette.
这简直荒谬 This is ridiculous.
明年春天，别人会发现我们死在这里的 We'll be found dead in here next spring.
我头痛得要命 I've got a blinding fucking headache.
我们必须想办法取暖 We must have heat.
我们得想办法让这混蛋木材一直燃烧 We've got to keep this bastard burning.
我们今晚有足够的家私 Well, we've got enough furniture for tonight.
明天我会去农场弄些木头回来 Tomorrow we'll go down that farm and get some logs.
错误，我跟你说，这简直就是可怕的错误 Mistake, I'm telling you. This was a dreadful mistake.
- 谁？ - 我 - Who's there? - Me.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
我是蒙提维夫尼尔的朋友，他把他的农庄借给我们住了 I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. He's lent us his cottage.
我在想，你们可不可以卖给我们点食物、鸡蛋或者其他什么的 I wondered if you could sell us some food... eggs and things.
嗯？ Hmm?
卖点木头和煤炭怎么样？ What about wood and coal?
我不是从伦敦来的，你知道 I'm not from London, you know.
我可不管你来自何方 I don't care where you come from!
这不是我从贝茨的小说中读到的 Not the attitude I'd been given to expect...
我期待的欢迎方式… from the H.E. Bates novel I'd read.
我以为他们一整天在外面，喝着苹果酒，讨论关于牛油的事 I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider, discussing butter.
明显是虚构的 Clearly a myth.
很明显，乡下人跟城里人一样不能接纳陌生人 Evidently, country people are no more receptive to strangers than city dwellers.
请问你可否告诉我那里可以买到一些煤炭和木头吗？ Do you think you could tell me where I could buy some coal and wood?
你很快就会见到我的儿子，他是农场主 You'll have to see me son. He runs this farm.
- 你儿子在哪？ - 在农场呢 - Where is your son? - Up in top fields.
你一定会发现他的，他腿上缠着塑料袋 You can't miss him. His leg's bound in polythene.
醒醒啊，你个坏蛋快醒醒！ Wake up, you bastard! Wake up!
快醒来啊！你还要去弄木头回来呢 Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood.
天啊，你怎么满身臭味！ Jesus! You're covered in shit.
我试着去找些燃料和木头 I tried to get the fuel and wood.
那里有个看上去像是领救济金的老太婆 There's a miserable little pensioner down there.
- 她不肯给我 - 那么，我们到哪去弄啊 - She wouldn't give it to me. - Where are we gonna get it, then?
山里有个男人 There's a man on the mountain.
天知道他去那里干什么 Why he's up there fuck knows.
但据说他腿上缠着塑料袋 But he's up there with a leg in polythene.
你一定会发现他的，他是你要找的人 You can't miss him. He's your man.
去看看那小屋，看能不能找到什么东西 And have another look in that shed. Find anything.
如果你什么都找不到，把小屋拆了烧掉 If you can't find anything, bring in the shed.
蒙蒂怎么会有这么一个可怕的小屋？ How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack?
不知道 No idea.
你从来不会说起你的家人，是吗？ You never discuss your family, do you?
我可不像你那样对我的家人那么有兴趣 I fail to see my family as of any interest to you.
我对你的家人没兴趣 I have absolutely no interest in yours.
我一般不喜欢走亲戚，尤其是我自己的亲戚 I dislike relatives in general, my own in particular.
- 为什么？ - 因为…原因我已经告诉过你了 - Why? - Because... I've told you why.
我们刚好相反，他们不喜欢让我上台表演 We're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage.
这么说，他们一定很喜欢你的职业咯？ Then they must be delighted with your career.
- 你什么意思？ - 你很少上舞台表演 - What do you mean? - You rarely are.
你给我等着！给我等着！ You just wait! Just you wait!
当我攻击的时候，他们不会知道是什么打了他们 When I strike, they won't know what hit them.
有拖拉机来了 Tractor approaching.
现在快去跟着他，就是那个男人 Now get after him. That's the man.
- 嘿！停一停 - 停一停！ - Hey, stop! - Stop!
停下来，拜托！ Stop! Please!
停下来吧，拜托！拜托你停下来！ Stop, please! Please stop!
请你停停吧！ Please stop!
- 你是这里的农民吗？ - 闭嘴！让我来处理这事 - Are you the farmer? - Shut up! I'll deal with this!
我们阴差阳错地来了这里度假 We've gone on holiday by mistake.
我们现在住在这个农庄里，你是这里的农民吗？ We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
别那么蠢了，长指甲，他当然就是那该死的农夫！ Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!
我们是蒙塔格维夫尼尔的朋友 We're friends of Montague Withnail.
我们现在急需一些燃料和木材 We desperately need fuel and wood.
蒙塔格维夫尼尔，你肯定认识他的 Montague Withnail. You must know him!
一个胖胖的男人，这个农庄的主人 Fat man, owns the cottage.
我见过一个胖男人，好像是伦敦人模样，看起来怪怪的 I seen a fat man. London type. Queer sort.
还以为他的名字是法国名，或是什么政府高官 Think his name's French, or summit.
- 法国人？ - 嗯，好像叫艾德里尼德拉唐奇 - French? - Aye. Adriene De La Touche.
他已经好几年没来这里啦 He ain't been here for a couple of years.
- 上次我见到他的时候，他和儿子一起 - 没错，就是他了 - Last time I saw him he was with his son. - Yeah, that's him.
听着，我们是好人，我们都不是伦敦来的，现在我们可以要些燃料和木头了吗 Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from London. Could we have some fuel and wood?
我晚点时候可以给你们弄点木头，现在我还要先喂牛 I could bring you some logs up later. I've got the cows to feed first.
- 什么时候？ - 闭嘴！那真是太好了 - When? - Shut up! That would be very kind.
那食物呢？你可不可以卖给我们一点吃的东西？ What about food? Do you think you could sell us something to eat?
我可以给你一只鸡，但是你必须到村里去 I could bring you a chicken, but you'll have to go to the village.
- 那真是太好了，这位先生怎么称呼 - 帕金 - That would be very kind, Mr... - Parkin.
帕金先生你的腿怎么了？ Mr. Parkin. What happened to your leg?
被个疯牛踏上来，往膝盖上踹了一脚 Got a randy bull up there. Give me one in the knee.
♪ 让印第安那天空的星星都闪起来 ♪
你想出去吗？去挖多点马铃薯好吗？ You wanna go out back? Get some spuds up?
抱歉，我做不到，我的靴子在烤箱里了 Sorry, I can't. My boots are in the oven.
如果你有靴子穿就去，是不是？ you have boots to wear?
当然了 Gladly.
♪ 照亮我回到你身边的路 ♪
♪ 让每个知更鸟都唱起歌 ♪
♪ 一个旋律就有了双重意义 ♪
♪ 因为在我，心里，还有一首爱之歌 ♪
♪ 一首我渴望已久，要唱给你听的歌 ♪
- 我有一双！ - ♪ 我怎样才能找到 ♪
♪ 我一直追寻的东西 ♪
♪ 难怪他们都否认了 ♪
♪ 我要寻找的快乐 ♪
♪ 就在你身边 ♪
♪ 所以，请等着我吧，印第安那 ♪
♪ 这长长的一天就过去了 ♪
- 太好了，我们该给你多少钱呢？ - 等你到村里来的时候再给钱吧 - Great. How much do we owe you? - Pay us when you come down.
- 那这只鸡呢？ - 它在背上 - What about this chicken? - He's on the back.
♪ 照亮我回到你身边的路 ♪
长指甲，长指甲 With. With.
帕金来过了，我们有晚饭吃了 Parkin's been. There's our supper.
- 我们该怎么处理那只鸡呢？ - 吃掉 - What are we supposed to do with that? - Eat it.
吃掉？这东西还是活生生的呢 Eat it? The fucker's alive.
- 这当然，我知道，你给宰掉吧 - 我来？ - Yeah, I know that. You've gotta kill it. - Me?
- 我生了火又弄到了燃料 - 没错我知道，但是我搬木材进来的 - I'm fire lighter and fuel collector. - Yeah, I know that, but I got the logs in.
光看着那东西就觉得倒胃口了 It takes away your appetite looking at it.
不，一点也不，我都快饿死了 No, it doesn't. I'm starving.
- 我们怎么才能弄死它？ - 宰了它 - How can we make it die? - You have to throttle them.
我想在它成为我们的朋友之前，你最好掐死它 I think you should strangle it instantly, in case it starts to make friends with us.
好吧，抓住它，你把它拿低点，我来掐死它 All right, get hold of it. You hold it down. I'll strangle it.
我做不到，它的眼睛太吓人了，盯得你，心里直发慌 I can't. Those dreadful, beady eyes. They stare you out.
这是只该死的鸡！只要想着把熏肉放在它的背上… It's a bloody chicken! Just think of it with bacon across its back.
好吧，我来把它处理掉 All right, I'll deal with this.
你要把它的肠子掏出来 You'll have to get its guts out.
不要用枪指着人，这很危险的 Never point guns at people! It's extremely dangerous.
这个烤盘怎么办？我们在里面烤些什么？ What about this roasting dish? What are we gonna cook it in?
你是负责食物和烹饪的人，我不知道怎么用，我一小时之前就想搞懂这个该怎么用了 You're the food and plumbings man. I have no idea. I wish I'd found this an hour ago.
我用枪杀了这只小鸡 I'd have taken great pleasure in gunning this pullet down.
- 它的毛不是该拔得更干净点吗？ - 不，不用了 - Shouldn't it be more bald than that? - No, it shouldn't.
好吧，我们把位置调换一下 Right. We're gonna have to reverse the roles.
我们可以用烤箱来烤马铃薯… We can bake the potatoes in the oven...
我们可以在火上烤这只鸡 and we can boil this bastard over the fire.
- 我们来把鸡脚斩下来吧 - 不 - Let's get its feet off. - No.
它应该保留双脚的 It's gonna need its feet.
这样的话它就可以站在上面了 It can stand with its legs on either side of that.
我已经放了两个先令 I've already put two shilling pieces in.
不行，我没有多余的硬币了 No, I haven't got another.
如果这系统出了什么问题，那可不是我的错 It's not my fault if the system doesn't work.
这该死的贱人挂我电话 The bitch hung up on me.
嗨！你好吗？ Hello? How are you?
很好 Very well.
啊什么？为什么他们不愿意见我呢？ A what? Why wouldn't they see me?
真是荒谬 This is ridiculous.
我已经三个月没有工作了！ I haven't been up for a job in three months!
帮康斯坦丁做替身？我才不去给康斯坦丁做替身呢 Understudy Constantine? I'm not going to understudy Constantine.
为什么我不可以有个角色？ Why can't I play the part?
真是荒谬 This is ridiculous.
不，我不在伦敦，在潘里斯 No, I'm not in London. Penrith.
潘里斯！ Penrith!
嗯，那电视那边的工作怎样？ Well, what about TV?
听着，我给你百分之十的佣金来做这件事的 Listen, I pay you ten percent to do that.
那么，你就为那几个臭钱继续给人拍马屁吧！ Well, lick ten percent of the asses for me, then!
听到吗？听到吗？听到吗？ Hello? Hello? Hello?
什么？你怎么敢这么说话！去你的！ Hello? How dare you? Fuck you!
那贱人叫我在《海鸥》里做康斯坦丁的替身 The bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in The Seagull.
我不想做任何人的替身，尤其是那拉皮条的 I don't want to understudy anybody, especially that little pimp.
不管怎么说，我就是讨厌那些俄罗斯戏剧 Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays.
总是有各种各样的女人花枝招展地站在窗前 Always full of women staring out of windows,
招徕那些要去莫斯科的男人 whining about ducks going to Moscow.
你觉得德斯蒙沃夫怎样？ What do you think of Desmond Wolfe?
- 关于哪方面？ - 我在考虑改名 - In respect of what? - I'm thinking of changing my name.
听起来太像唐纳德沃夫特 It's too like Donald Wolfit.
换一下 Changeover point.
- 你觉得他比我们快乐吗？ - 不 - Think he's happier than us? - No.
我认为快乐是相对的 I suppose happiness is relative.
我认为世界上所有塑料袋都有一个洞 I never thought it would be a polythene bag without a hole in it.
- 嘿！ - 他出什么事了？ - Hey! - What's the matter with him?
- 把门关上！ - 你刚才没关门！ - Shut the gate! - You didn't shut the gate!
停住那只牛！ Stop that bull!
停住那头牛！ Stop that bull!
抓住他的鼻环，举高你的包 Grab its ring! Keep your bag up!
啊~小，心！ Out-mind him.
嘿，不要害怕，冲过去就可以 Hey, show no fear. Just run at it.
这不是真的，是吗？那家伙准备要冲我奔来了 That can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!
- 那头牛真粗鲁 - 是的，我知道！ - Well, he's randy! - Yes, I know he is!
真想下去跟那些牛做爱 Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.
住口！ Shut up!
- 向它跑过去，然后大喊！ - 听他说的，快喊！ - Run at it, shouting! - Do as he says, start shouting.
- 他不会刺伤你的 - 你真是个胆小鬼，长指甲！ - He won't gore you. - A coward you are, Withnail!
还说是斗牛高手，你才不是！ An expert on bulls you are not!
关了那扇门，让它一直关着别打开！ Shut that gate and keep it shut!
我想你一阵晚都要跟这铁门一起了 I think an evening at the Crow.
如果铁门和皇冠有生命的话，它现在已经死了 If the Crow and Crown ever had life, it was dead now.
就好像在肺里面行走 It was like walking into a lung,
一个沾满硫磺、尼古丁的有苍蝇卵的黄色肺部 a sulfer-stained, nicotine yellow and fly-blown lung.
这里的地主是个退休的老酒鬼，以前曾经参过军，还为之而骄傲 Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions...
他的脸色就跟茶壶里面的颜色一样 and a complexion like the inside of a teapot.
当开始营业的时候，他就成了个疯狂喝朗姆酒的混蛋 By the time the doors opened, he was arse-holed on rum...
而且越来越像一个王分蛋 and got progressively more arse-holed...
直到他不能再喝，到十二点准时脸朝地倒下 till he could take no more and fell over about 12:00.
我们再来两杯威士忌酒 We'll have another pair of large scotches.
我想我要花一点时间 Thought I was going for a minute.
还没有人能打倒我 No man's put me down yet.
你有受过什么武术训练吗？ Have you had any training in the martial arts?
事实上我有 Yes, as a matter of fact, I have.
在我成为记者之前，我是本土防卫义勇军的成员 Before I became a journalist, I was in the Territorials.
你知道吗，你一进来的时候 You know, when you first came in,
我就知道你是个军人 I knew you were a services man.
你永远，永远也不能掩盖这一点 You could never, never disguise it.
- 你在哪个团？ - 坦克兵团 - What were you in? - Tanks.
我在非洲军团，在你当兵的时候已经没有了 Africa Corps. Little before your time.
你应该没有上过战场吧，是吗？ I don't suppose you've engaged, have you?
- 去过爱尔兰 - 哦，打爱尔兰佬？ - Ireland. - Ooh, crack at the Mick?
再来两杯威士忌 We'll have another pair of large scotches.
我很乐意 These shall be my pleasure.
那你到这做什么？ What are you doing up here, then?
我们要做一个关于乡村生活的特辑 We're doing a feature for Country Life.
乡村生活类型的调查 Survey of rural types.
你知道吧，农民、到处游曳的修补匠 You know, farmers, traveling tinkers,
挤奶工人，等等 milkmen, that sort of thing.
你 Have you...
你见到杰克了吗？ Have you metJake?
一个偷猎者，在河那边工作 Poacher. Works the lake.
不过，记得保密，好吗？ But, uh, keep it under your hat, hmm?
你在胡说什么啊？ What's all this army bollocks?
我们不是得到免费的酒了吗？ We got a drink, didn't we?
时间到了，先生 Time, gentlemen.
我想他是说真的 I think he means it.
- 去问问他能不能给我们一条 - 为什么？ - Go ask him if we can have one. - What for?
那样我们就能吃鱼了，我吃炖马铃薯吃腻了！ So we can eat it. We're fed up with stew!
打搅一下，能给我们一条鳗鱼吗？ Excuse me. Could we have an eel?
- 你脚下有一条鳗鱼 - 不要打它们主意 - You've got eels down your leg. - You leave them alone.
这里没有什么东西给你 Nothing down there of interest to you.
帮帮我们吧，雷蒙德 Help us out, Raymond.
这些可够肥的 These be fed from asshole to beak.
一只那种野鸡好不好？再问问他 How about one of those pheasants? Go on, ask him.
打扰一下，我们能不能跟你买一只野鸡？ Excuse me. We were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you?
不，我没什么东西可卖的 No. I've got nothing to sell.
别这样，伙计，你背上的是什么？ Come on, old boy. What's in your hump?
你听着，那些野鸡要放进他的锅里，这些要放进我的锅里 Now look, you. Them pheasants are for his pot. These here are for my pot.
你凭什么要我把这放进你的锅里？ Now what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?
- 什么锅？ - 我们烹饪的锅子 - What pot? - Our cooking pot.
他知道的，嘿，让我也抽一口 He knows. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag.
伙计们，一星期内我会再来的，没准还会给你们弄只兔子来 I might come and see you lads in a week. I might fetch you up a rabbit.
我们不要兔子，我们要的是野鸡 We don't want a rabbit. We want a pheasant.
听着，小伙子们，我没有野鸡 Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants.
我什么鸡都没有，一点也不比你们多 I ain't got no birds, no more than you have.
不，你肯定有的，你不是干偷猎的嘛 Of course you have. You're the poacher.
如果我再听到你乱说话的话 If I hear more words out of you,
我会把这塞到你嘴里 I'll put one of these here black pods on you.
- 甭想着用一只死鱼来威胁我 - 它没准是半死的 - Don't threaten me with a dead fish. - Half dead, he may be.
不过我会跟着你的，我还会用条活鱼来叫醒你呢 But I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one.
抓你的野鸡吧！你先得找到我们 Sod your pheasants! You'll have to find us first.
我知道你们在哪儿，克罗峭壁，对不对 I know where you are, at Crow Crag.
我一直盯着你们呢 I've been watching you.
尤其是你，像只小马一样到处撒欢 Especially you, prancing like a tit.
你还想继续工作的吧，伙计 You want working on, boy.
如果让我看到那个家伙在这里 If I see that silage heap hanging about up here,
我会抓住那混蛋，用斧子砍他！ I'll take the bastard axe to him!
王分蛋！你们都会遭受不幸！ Bastards! You'll all suffer!
我会让你们知道！ I'll show the lot of you!
我会成为一个明星！ I'm gonna be a star!
又是蔬菜 Vegetables again.
我很快就会有肉的 I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon.
肯定有两万只羊在那些火山上 Must be 20,000 sheep out there on those volcanoes,
我们还有个盘子，装满了胡萝卜 and we got a plate full of carrots.
- 里面还有黑香肠 - 我们不喜欢黑香肠 - There's black puddings in it. - Black puddings are no good to us.
我想吃肉！ I want something's flesh!
快看！到这来！这里，看 Look! Come here! Down here. Look.
在石头下面，我看得见 Under the rock. I can see it.
看到他了吗？看 See him? Look.
他就在那里，看，这里 He's over there. Look. Here.
有两条在这里，快看，快，快 There's two of them here. Look. Come on, come on.
哪里？ Where?
我想我得称呼自己是唐纳德·吐温 I think I'll call myself Donald Twain.
站住，蹲下 Stop. Get down.
是他，他想要什么？ It's him. What does he want?
- 下去那里问他去 - 别傻了，他有枪 - Go down there and ask him. - Don't be a fool. He's got a gun.
那混蛋是个疯子，你只要看他一眼就知道 Bastard's psychotic. You've only got to look at him.
这地方没法呆下去了 This place has become impossible.
老是没完没了地下雨，冻死了 Perpetual rain, freezing cold.
现在是一个该死的疯子拿着条鳗鱼到处游荡 Now a bloody madman on the prowl outside with eels.
好吧，你或许是对的 All right, you made your point.
收拾行李，我们明天就走 We pack up. We get out tomorrow.
- 你在干什么？ - 我去砍柴 - What are you doing? - I'm going for a slash.
不，不行，我的靴子还热，不能穿 No, you're not. I can't get my boots on when they're hot.
- 我自己去 - 你不能丢下我一个 - I'll go alone. - You're not leaving me in here alone.
- 那只是玻璃里反射出来的人影 - 那么我就不去砍柴了 - Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. - Then I won't have a slash.
这对我们都好，我想今晚我们得一起睡 And in both our interests, I think we should sleep together tonight.
别傻了，这么晚他不会来这里的 Don't be ridiculous. He's not gonna come up here in the dark.
当然，如果他逮住我们中的任何一个 Of course he is. If he catches one of us,
他要对付另外一个人就更容易了 he's got a better chance of dealing with the other.
不 No.
你究竟怎么了？笑什么呢？ What's the matter with you? What are you laughing at?
我在做梦呢，你想要什么？ I was dreaming. What do you want?
你吓死我了，让一让，我要进去 You frightened the piss out of me. Move over. I'm getting in.
噢，这太荒谬了，我要睡在你床上 Oh, this is ridiculous. I'll have to sleep in your bed.
- 我得跟你在一起 - 你可以出去吗？ - I'll have to come with you. - Will you get out?
- 不 - 好吧，那我出去 - No. - All right, then I will.
好吧，好吧，你可以留下，但那杆枪不可以 All right, you can stay, but the gun doesn't.
不行，我得拿着那枪，我得醒着 No. I have to keep the gun. I intend to remain awake.
- 这是我的床，我说了算 - 没门！ - This is my bed, and I demand precedence. - No!
该死的混蛋！ Mad fucking bastard!
嘘！嘘！ Shhh! Shhh!
- 听着！ - 这儿什么都没有！到床上去！ - Listen. - There is nothing! Get to bed!
我听见了点声音 I heard a noise.
我得进去 I must get in.
噢，该死的 Oh, for fuck's sake.
- 那是什么？ - 是它，是它！ - What was that? - That's it. That's it.
- 什么？ - 杀手！ - What is it? - It's the killer.
- 没准是狐狸在觅食 - 听，听 - It's probably foxes looking for grub. - Listen. Listen.
可能是农夫 Maybe it's the farmer.
在凌晨两点的时候？是杀手 At 2:00 in the morning? It's the killer.
他来要杀了我们，我们该怎么办？ He's come to kill us. What are we gonna do?
他想进来，他正在进来 He wants to come in. He's trying to get in.
他进不来的，他会走开 He can't. He'll go away.
他正走开 He's going away.
都是你的错 This is all your fault.
你还给了他那该死的枪 You've even given him the fucking gun.
他正从窗户里进来，他要进来了 He's coming through the window. He's getting in.
- 给我火柴 - 在楼下 - Give me the matches. - Downstairs.
他进来了，他在磨刀 He's in. He's sharpening a fucking knife.
我们要对付他，你就躺在床上，装作睡着了 We'll have to tackle him. You stay in bed, pretending to be asleep.
他会来找你的，他来了我就扑倒他 He'll go for you. When he does, I'll jump on his back.
不，不，那太迟了，那时我已经被刺中了 No, no, no. It'll be too late. I'll be knifed by then.
我们要试着跟他交朋友 We'll have to try and make friends with him.
他进了你的房间，他想要找你 They're going into your room. It's you he wants.
把你自己交给他吧 Offer him yourself.
我们没有恶意！ We mean no harm!
噢，我的孩子们！孩子们，原谅我！ Oh, my boys! My boys! Forgive me!
- 蒙蒂！蒙蒂！蒙蒂！ - 蒙蒂，你这狗娘养的！ - Monty! Monty, Monty! - Monty, you terrible cunt!
原谅我，我很粗，心，忘记发电报给你们 Forgive me. It was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed.
你在干什么？半夜三更地游荡什么？ What are you doing, prowling around in the middle of the fucking night!
我很累，我等帮助已经等了很久了 I had a punctured tire. I had to wait an eon for assistance.
如果吓倒你了，我很抱歉，我本来应该敲门的，但是… I'm sorry if I frightened you. I should have knocked, but...
- 我…我…我去别的房间睡觉，如果可以的话 - 随便哪儿都行 - l-l-I'll sleep in the other room, if I may. - Anywhere you like.
好的，呃，晚安 Uh, yes, well. Uh... good night.
啊，早上好，你睡得好吗？ Brrr! Ah, good morning. Did you sleep well?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
呃，我…我…我为昨晚的事道歉 Um, l-l-I do apologize for last night.
- 我实在太粗，心了 - 没关系，蒙蒂 - It was perfectly inconsiderate of me. - It's perfectly all right, Monty.
- 你很忙吗？ - 像蜜蜂一样忙 - You've been busy in here? - As a bee.
- 你打算怎么修理窗户？ - 哦，我没有打破它 - How did you repair the window? - Oh, I didn't break it.
仅仅是用了点力，如果吓到你了我很抱歉 Merely forced it a little. Sorry if I frightened you.
壁架上有一个空酒瓶 There was an empty wine bottle on the ledge.
哦，西红柿，是的 Oh, tomatoes. Yes.
你为什么不去叫醒他？十五分钟之后吃早餐 Why don't you go and wake him? Breakfast in 15 minutes.
旧的秩序改变了 The old order changeth,
呼喊着要新的秩序 yielding place to new.
上帝用很多方式来实现他的意志 And God fulfills Himself in many ways.
很快 And soon...
我想 I suppose...
我很快会离开人世 I shall be swept away...
因为一个小小的肿瘤 by some vulgar little tumor.
噢，孩子们 Oh, my boys.
孩子们，我们在一个时代的尾声 My boys, we're at the end of an age.
我们住在一片有天气预报的土地上 We live in a land of weather forecasts...
还有早餐供应 and breakfasts that 'set in,'
被保守党玩弄，被工党欺骗 shat on by Tories, shoveled up by Labor.
我们在这儿…我们三个… And here we are... we three...
可能是世界上最后一个美丽的岛屿 perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.
现在，你们哪一个要去 Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow...
劳斯家取剩下的酒？ and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
- 我去 - 最好还是我去吧，我想把车开出来 - I will. - No, I'd better go. I wanna dig the car out anyway.
- 但是孩子，我有车 - 是的，但是如果下雨的话，我们就完了 - But we have my car, dear boy. - Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered.
- 是说… - 被困住！ - I mean... - Stranded!
- 我们先不管这车，交给我 - 我也去，我想散步 - We'll leave the car till later. Leave this to me. - I'll come. I fancy a walk.
不，我听说你对厨艺很有天赋，我需要你的帮忙 No, I hear you're a little wizard in the kitchen. I shall need you, to work the joint.
- 对，你是厨师 - 那些是什么鬼东西？ - Yeah, you're the cook. - And... what on earth are those?
- 我们忘记带长筒靴了 - 噢，真可怕 - We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. - Oh, but how dreadful.
你是说你没带长筒靴在这片稀泥里行走吗？ Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?
今天下午，我和你们两个去潘里斯 Well, this afternoon I shall take you both into Penrith...
给你们弄些好的橡胶靴 and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots.
大蒜，迷迭香和盐 Garlic, rosemary and salt.
我带了这两样东西，可能你们中有谁会做菜 I brought two of these in case either of you was any good in the kitchen.
- 我不会 - 当然了，烹饪是天生的禀赋 - I'm not. - Of course you are. Cooking is one of the natural instincts.
听着，蒙蒂，你真的很好人 Listen, Monty. This is all very kind of you,
但我真的认为我应该出去把车弄好 but I really think I ought to be out there getting work done on the car.
你没有时间，我们三点要吃中午饭 You haven't time. We're taking late luncheon at 3:00.
- 蒙蒂，我们恐怕要在三点之前离开 - 离开？ - I'm afraid we have to leave by 3:00, Monty. - Leave?
噢，他没有告诉你吗？我们必须回去签约 Oh, didn't he tell you? We have to get back to sign on.
- 签约？去职业介绍所？ - 对 - Sign on? At the Labor Exchange? - Yeah.
事实上，这是很时髦的事，所有的演员都干这个 It's sort of fashionable, actually. All the actors do it. Even Redgrave.
forjustthisoneoccasion，但是你们可以去少一次吧 But surely you could forego for just this one occasion.
我大老远地跑来见你们两个 I've come a very long way to see you both.
不行，我很想留下，但他比我还想回去 Can't, actually. I mean, I'd love to stay, but he's more adamant to get back than I am.
那我们必须选择时间 Then we must choose our moment...
跟他谈一次话 and have a word with him.
我相信我们一起，一定能够说服他 I'm sure together we could persuade him.
那里，现在，大蒜 There. Now, garlic,
迷迭香和盐 rosemary and salt.
我不吃生肉 I can never touch meat until it's cooked.
当我还年轻的时候，我常在肉店哭 As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops.
- 我找不到迷迭香 - 啊 - I can't find the rosemary. - Ah.
找不到迷迭香 Can't find the rosemary.
我相信我们一起一定能找到它 I'm sure we could find it together.
- 可能在另一个袋子里 - 可能吧 - Perhaps it's in the other bag. - Perhaps it is.
我们找找看？ Shall we look?
噢，对不起，雪利酒在那儿 Oh, sorry. Sherry's in there.
你说“对不起”是什么意思？发生了什么事？他在这儿干什么？ What do you mean, "sorry"? What's going on? What's he doing here?
我们不能留下，他一直烦着我 We can't stay. He won't leave me alone.
好，我们先吃午饭再走 All right. We'll get the lunch done, and then we'll leave.
恐怕我们要喝这个酒了 I'm afraid we must drink from these.
希望它们的味道不会让你们觉得难受吧 I trust their shapes will not offend your palates.
- 干杯 - 为在乡村渡过的美妙的周末干杯 - Chin-chin. - To a delightful weekend in the country.
我还以为你会刮胡子 I do think you could have shaved.
我跟你们俩一起出现，不知道别人会怎么看？ What on earth will people think of me turning up with you two?
你们两个看起来就像农场的工人 You look like a pair of farm hands.
咯嚓！ Tsk!
这真是最尴尬的事情 This is most embarrassing.
离车远点 Get away from the car.
拿去买长筒靴 Buy the Wellingtons.
我去买剃刀和刮胡皂 I'm going to buy some razors and shaving soap.
我半个小时之后在那里见你们 I'll see you over there in half an hour.
- 一双蓝色的 - 每样一个 - Pair of blues. - One each.
- 我想喝酒，你呢？ - 长筒靴呢？ - I think a drink, don't you? - What about the Wellingtons?
噢，别管什么长筒靴了 Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons.
我们就告诉他们说，我们遇到农民开会，就去参加了 We'll tell them they had a farmer's conference and had a run on them.
好，一言为定 Okay. Yeah. Promise.
再见 Bye.
不，没听到什么消息，显然，他们还在找人 No, hasn't heard a thing. Apparently, they're still seeing people.
你不想去曼切斯特，扮演一个野蛮的士兵？ You don't want to go to Manchester anyway. Play a bloody soldier?
我不想吗？我当然想了 Don't I? I damned well do.
- 真是个不错的小剧院 - 很小，不是吗？ - It's a bloody good little theater. - It's not much of a part, is it?
总比没有好 Well, it's better than nothing.
- 他们会要你剪头发的 - 那又怎样？你会失去一条腿 - They'll make you cut your hair. - So what? You'd lose a leg.
- 快点 - 好，我们要加快速度了 - Time gents, please. - All right. We're gonna have to work quickly.
两瓶四倍分量的威士忌和两品脱的威士忌 A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please.
他在哪里？我真是个混蛋 Where is he? I'm utterly assholed.
我们到早了 We're early.
我们去那里吧？ We want to get in there, don't we?
吃点蛋糕，喝点酒 Eat some cake, soak up the booze.
- 这里可以坐吧？ - 你想吃点什么？ - All right here? - What do you want?
- 蛋糕，这里可以坐吧？ - 哦，我们马上要关门了 - Cake. All right here? - Uh, no. We're closing in a minute.
我们马上就走 We're leaving in a minute.
- 我们要蛋糕和茶 - 你没听见吗？ - We want cake and tea. - Didn't you hear?
她说她关门了，你想要干什么？ She said she'd closed. What do you want in here?
蛋糕，关你什么事？ Cake. What's it got to do with you?
我是这里的店主 I happen to be the proprietor.
现在，你走不走？ Now, would you leave?
啊，我很高兴你是这里的店主 Ah, I'm glad you're the proprietor.
我想跟你谈一谈 I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway.
我们在这儿拍一部电影 We're working on a film up here.
外景拍摄场 Location, see.
我们可能要在这里也拍一部 We might want to do a film in here.
- 你喝醉了 - 把蛋糕端出来，蛋糕和好酒 - You're drunk. - Just bring out the cakes. Cake and fine wine.
- 你还不走，我们就报警 - 滚开！ - If you don't leave, we'll call the police. - Balls!
我们要世界上最好的酒 We want the finest wines available to humanity.
现在就要，就在这里喝 And we want them here, and we want them now.
布伦妮哈斯蒂小姐，报警 Miss Blenehassitt, telephone the police.
很好，布伦妮哈斯蒂小姐 It's all right, Miss Blenehassitt.
我警告你，如果你报警的话，你就被解雇了 I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired.
我们是千万富翁 We're multimillionaires.
我们要买下这地方，马上解雇你 We shall buy this place and fire you immediately.
对，我们要买下这地方，在这里安装一个点唱机 Yes, we'll buy this place, and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here...
给你们这些呆板的人一点乐子 and liven all of you stiffs up a bit.
布伦妮哈斯蒂小姐，报警 The police, Miss Blenehassitt.
就说潘里斯茶屋来了几个醉鬼，我们希望他们离开 Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms, and we want them removed.
我们不是醉鬼，我们是千万富翁 We are not drunks. We are multimillionaires.
快点，直到警察来之前，我们把他们留在这里 Hurry up, Mabs. We'll keep them here till they arrive.
你不能把我们留在任何地方 You won't keep us anywhere.
我们要买下这地方，把它拆掉 We'll buy this place and have it knocked down.
- 对，对，对 - 请问是警局吗？ - Right, right, right. - Police, please.
好，我们就走 Right. We're going.
我们的车到了 Our car has arrived.
我们会回来的 We'll be back.
我们会回到这里 We're coming back in here.
- 他在哪里？ - 在山上生闷气 - Where is he? - Sulking up the hill.
他说我们不道歉的话，他就不来吃午饭 He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology.
很好，他可以吃他那该死的萝卜 Suits me. He can eat his fucking radish.
都是你的错 It's all your fault.
- 你让他误入歧途 - 蒙蒂，你刚刚说什么？ - You lead him astray. - I beg your pardon, Monty.
别告诉我说你不知道，我知道你干了什么，还有你 Don't tell me you're not aware of it. I know what you're up to, and so do you.
- 雪利酒？ - 雪利酒？噢，不，不，不 - Sherry? - Sherry? Oh, dear, no, no, no.
我已经中了他的圈套，我们中有一个人提防他 I'd be sucked into his trap. One of us has got to stay on guard.
他很狡猾，我们不知道他在打什么主意 He's so mauve. We don't know what he's planning.
我准备好了，我会原谅你 I'm preparing myself to forgive you.
我认为你已经受到了足够的惩罚 I think you've been punished enough.
我觉得我们把你从马铃薯堆中释放出来 I think we'd better release you from the legumes...
把你的才华用在肉上面 and transfer your talents to the meat.
你们不应该对彼此这么差 You shouldn't treat each other so badly.
这家伙在外面快冻死了 This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow,
而你还在这里喝酒 and you just sit in here drinking.
过来，他要恢复精力，你把这些蔬菜煮了 Come along. He's going to revitalize himself, and you're going to finish the vegetables.
- 我不知道怎么做 - 你当然不知道 - I don't know how to do them. - Well, of course you don't.
你什么都不会做，只会享乐 You are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure.
我说的难道不对吗？你不值得得到他的忠诚 Am I not right? You don't deserve such loyalty.
过来，我来教你怎么削土豆 Now, come along. I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato.
偶尔过一些简单的生活，不是很有趣吗？ Isn't it stimulating, getting back to a basic sort of life for a while?
- 是的 - 被树和大自然包围着 - Yes. - Surrounded by trees and nature,
人会有一种特别的感觉… one feels a glorious stirring of the senses...
摒弃堕落的生活 a rejection of poisonous inhibition...
并且让灵魂得到放松 and a fecund motion of the soul.
当然，如果麻烦比乐趣还多，情况就不是这样 Except, of course, the problems tend to take the edge off the pleasure.
我是说，没有适合的设施 I mean, with no proper facilities.
亲爱的孩子，这是年轻人要面对的困难 All the glorious trials of youth, dear boy.
当我还是个小伙子的时候，我经常和莱格拉斯沃斯一起，一前一后地，骑着马不停地走 When I was a lad, I'd rocket off on my tandem with Wrigglesworth, and we'd just ride and ride.
晚上我们就在牛棚里睡 And at night we'd find some barn and fall asleep,
大自然的芬芳浸润着我们的皮肤 with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin.
不知道是否合适，我们现在来干一杯？ Would it be in bad form to plagiarize a toast?
这要看酒的质量好不好 It depends entirely on the quality of the wine.
像这种情况，最好还是不要 In this instance, it most certainly would not.
如果是那样，为乡村的美妙周末干杯！ In that case, to a delightful weekend in the country.
太好了！ Oh, splendid!
我们预料关于立德格拉夫先生会有一场争论 We expected a volley of argument concerning Mr. Redgrave.
- 我们忘记了杰克… - 不要提起他 - We're forgetting aboutJake... - Not another word.
不要提起他，杰克也可以等 Not another word. Jake can wait too.
蒙蒂，杰克不是我们的朋友，我本来不打算告诉你的 Jake isn't a friend, Monty. I'd hoped to avoid telling you this,
但这房子外面有个精神病患者在游荡 but there's a psychotic on the prowl outside this house.
如果你不相信，你可以问他，他威胁我们，他很危险 Ask him if I exaggerate. He's threatened us, and he's dangerous.
真的吗？ Is this true?
是的，有个当地人在这附近游荡 Well, there's this local type hanging about.
一个偷猎者，我们起了点口角，他用一条死鱼威胁我 A poacher. We got into a tiff, and he threatened me with a dead fish.
对，那很搞笑 Yes, it was rather amusing, actually.
你进来时，我们以为是他 When you came in, we thought it was him.
当你在擦靴子的时候… And we thought that you cleaning your boots...
我们以为是他在磨刀 was him sharpening his knife.
真有意思 Oh, how delicious.
嗯，还要肉吗？ Mmm, more meat?
不用了，谢谢，我要出去走一走 No, thank you. I'll go out for a walk.
噢，等我们把饭吃完，孩子，我们一起去 Oh, wait for us to finish, dear boy. We'll all go.
听着，我知道你在想什么，但是我没有其他选择 Listen, I know what you're thinking, but I had no alternative.
那个老家伙来了，我不想让他感到紧张 The old bugger's come a long way, and I didn't want to put the wind up him.
你真的受不了你了 Your sensitivity overwhelms me.
如果你想花他的钱让自己有个愉快的周末 If you think you're gonna have a weekend's indulgence at his expense,
那就是要让我陪他渡过一个愉快的周末 which means him having a weekend's indulgence at my expense,
- 还有另外一件事情 - 我向你保证 - you've got another thing coming. - I give you my word.
- 我们明天一大早就走 - 明天？今晚就走怎样？ - We'll leave first thing tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow? What about tonight?
- 他不会做出什么事的 - 他当然会了！ - He's not gonna try anything. - Of course he is!
- 他是来真的 - 不管怎样，他让我告诉你，咖啡好了 - He means business. - Anyway, he sent me out to tell you coffee's ready.
我喝不下去，我要保持虚假的笑容，脸部的肌肉已经抽筋了 I couldn't drink it. I've got a cramp in the mouth from grinning.
- 别再取笑他了 - 我控制不住 - Well, stop smiling at him. - I can't help it.
跟他在一起我很不自在，我控制不住我自己 I'm so uptight with him, I can't stop myself.
[法语]“让我长久地… "Laisse-moir respirir,
[法语]闻到你头发的味道” longtemps longtemps L 'odeur de tes cheveux."
啊，波德莱尔 Ah, Baudelaire.
让我回想起在牛津的事情！ Brings back such memories of Oxford!
噢，牛津！ Oh, Oxford!
然后是他的另一个感人的逸事 Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes...
和一个叫诺曼的家伙在船上发生的事情 in a punt with a chap called Norman...
那家伙长着红头发，拿一本诗歌集 who had red hair and a book of poetry...
集子上沾着圆饼的黄油污迹 stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
我常想知道诺曼如今在哪里 I often wonder where Norman is now.
很可能跟他妈妈呆在基尔福德 Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford.
猫和雨 A cat and rain.
在水槽旁边努力工作着 Vim under the sink.
两根栏杆竖立着 And both bars on.
但现在老了，老了 But old now... old.
没有不腐朽的美丽 There can be no true beauty without decay.
- 一曲英国的挽歌 - 你说得对 - "A requiem for England." - How right you are. How right you are.
我们住在一个雨的王国 We live in a kingdom of rains...
人民非常地忠诚 where royalty comes in gangs.
伙计，我们回家吧，天变黑了 Come on, lads. Let's get home. The sky is beginning to bruise.
夜幕降临，我们要扎营 Night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.
他不在我房里睡，行吗？这是条件，行吗？ He's not in my room, all right? That's the condition, all right?
- 行 - 我房间的门要锁上，你不同意的话，我马上就走 - All right. - I want the room with the lock. Agree to that, or I'm off.
好的，好的 All right. All right.
是老杰克，我跟你说了，他回来了 Good ol'Jake, eh? I told you. He's back.
这就是我要离开这里去伦敦的真正原因 And that's precisely the reason I'm off to London.
我们都放声大笑吧，长指甲？ Let's all have a good laugh, eh, Withnail?
老杰克回来了 Good ol'Jake is back.
他要走了，他要离开了 He's going away. He's leaving.
快点，我们快点打点行李，在天黑之前离开这里 Come on. Let's pack up and get out of here before it gets dark.
这里，野兔，这里 "Here hare, here."
老杰克 Good ol'Jake.
黑桃下注，黑桃下注两个，轮到你了 Ace bets. Ace bets two and it's over to you.
跟你两个，再加两个 Your two and up two.
- 嗯 - 那么是四个了？ - Mmm. - So that's four?
四个 That's four.
- 四个 - 很好，这是增加的赌注，我们很快知道答案了 - Four. - This is for the raise. We'll see the two.
好，最后一张牌 Now, last card up.
他看起来有点孤独，是吗？ "Looking a bit lonely, isn't he?"
他需要一个皇后来拯救他 " He needs a queen to come to the rescue."
噢！ And... oh!
她来了 There she is.
哦！ Oh!
两个皇后赢了 Well, it's the two queens to beat.
再来赌一局？ Another hand?
我们应该让他去床上睡觉 I think we'd better get him to bed.
不，他留在这里 No, no. He's down here.
你睡我房间里，我睡他房间里，他睡这里 You're in my room, I'm in his room and he's down here.
我不想让那家伙没有床睡觉，特别是在这种情况下 I wouldn't dream of depriving the dear fellow of his bed, especially in that condition.
- 但我们说好了，他要这样 - 不，我不想 - But it's agreed. It's what he wants. - No, I don't.
我想去床上睡觉 I wanna get to bed.
亲爱的，好吧，我带你去睡觉 All right then, lovey. Let's get you to bed.
早睡有利健康 Early night will do us both good.
- 晚安，晚安，蒙蒂 - 我想一个人睡！ - Night-night, then, Monty. - I want to be alone!
我要一个人睡 I wanna be alone.
他今晚最好自己一个人睡觉 I think he'd better sleep alone tonight.
- 他不想和你一起睡觉 - 好 - He doesn't want to sleep with you. - Right.
你在那个房间睡 Well, you're in there,
我拿这些东西去沙发上睡 and I'll take these and I'll have the couch.
蒙蒂，那晚安了 I'll say good night, then, Monty.
你已经说过两次了 You already have... twice.
蒙蒂，干嘛？我非常累，我要睡觉了 What is it, Monty? I'm terribly tired. I need to go to sleep.
还没至于那么累吧？ But not that tired, eh?
- 你是海绵还是石头？ - 什么意思？ - Are you a sponge or a stone? - What do you mean?
你想要经历生命的所有体验？ Do you like to experience all facets of life?
还是要封锁自己，不想体验新的经历？ Or do you shut yourself off from new experience?
- 我投保守党的票 - 你忠诚吗？ - I voted Conservative. - Are you faithful?
- 对谁？ - 忠诚是不分对象的 - To whom? - Faithfulness isn't selective.
我同意，那要看选择对谁忠诚 I agree. It's more a question of selecting to whom one will be faithful.
- 你选择了吗？ - 我非常累了 - Have you selected? - I'm terribly tired.
我整个晚上都在观察你 I've been watching you all evening.
你一直在逃避我的目光，是吗？ You've been avoiding my eyes, haven't you?
- 你的目光？ - 嗯 - Your eyes? - Mmm.
用午餐的时候，你根本就不能把眼光从我身上移开 At luncheon, you couldn't tear your gaze from mine.
今晚你几乎没看过我 This evening, you barely looked at me.
他对你说什么了？ What did he say to you?
- 没什么 - 你可以告诉我的 - Nothing. - You can tell me.
我可以肯定，没事，蒙蒂 I assure you, nothing, M-Monty.
我觉得好累，我必须休息了 I'm terribly tired. I need to go to bed.
是的，你必须休息了，不是么？ Yes, you must, mustn't you?
那，你可以走了 Off you go, then.
我会睡在这 I'll sleep here.
我已经不是第一次睡沙发了 It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch.
孩子 Boy.
我知道你还没睡着，孩子 I know you're not asleep, boy.
但是他已经睡着了 But he is.
我去过他房间了 I've been into his room.
他不会听到的 He won't hear a thing.
我知道你没睡着，男孩 I know you're not asleep, boy.
是的，我还没，怎么了，蒙蒂 No, I'm not. What is it, Monty?
你想干什么？ What do you want?
我必须来这里，虽然我尝试过不这么做 I had to come. I tried not to.
噢，我已经尝试过了 Oh, how I tried not to.
蒙蒂，有些事我得向你解释 Monty, there's something I have to explain to you.
你无需解释了，他都告诉我了 You needn't explain. He's told me everything.
他告诉我你第一天来切尔西的时候 He told me that first day you came to Chelsea.
- 他跟你说什么了？ - 他告诉了我关于你在托特纳姆法院路被拘捕的事 - What's he told you? - He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road.
他告诉我你的困境 He told me about your problems,
你的感受和渴望 how you feel, your desires.
- 困境？什么困境？ - 你是一个卖马桶的商人 - Problems? What problems? - You are a toilet trader.
- 他那样子跟你说？ - 不要指责他 - He told you that? - You mustn't blame him.
也不必自责，我知道你的感受，知道那有多难 You mustn't blame yourself. I know how you feel and how difficult it is.
所以你不能退缩，让它就这样毁灭你的青春，如同我对待埃里克一样 And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
它就像一股浪潮，屈服于它吧，孩子 It's like a tide. Give in to it, boy.
顺从着它吧，这是整个社会的罪恶，不光是我们 Go with it. It's society's crime, not ours.
他撒谎了，我们是情人 He lied to you. We're an affair.
我们在一起好几年了，但是他并不想让你知道 We have been for years, but he doesn't want you to know.
也不想让任何人知道，我们都陷入其中，为彼此着迷 He doesn't want anybody to know. We're both in it. We're obsessed with each other.
但是他觉得羞愧，他拒绝公开和承认自己是同性恋 But he's ashamed. He refuses to come out and accept what he is.
那也是为什么当你在这里的时候，他拒绝了我 That's why he's rejecting me while you're here.
在我的生活里，蒙蒂，这是我们六年来第一次没有一起睡觉 On my life, Monty, this is the first night we haven't slept together for six years.
我不能背叛他，那样会杀了他的 I can't cheat on him. It would kill him.
但是他告诉我你很痛苦，因为他不能爱你 But he told me you were in purgatory because he couldn't love you.
他在撒谎，撒谎！ He's lying. Lying!
噢，我亲爱的孩子 Oh, my dear boy.
如果我早知道那样的话，我决不会试图来打扰你 If I had known that, I would never have attempted to come between you.
我知道，蒙蒂 I know that, Monty.
我尊重理解你的感受 I respect you for your sensitivity.
我很感激你 I thank you for it,
但是你必须离开了 but you must leave.
好的 Yes.
是的，你最好去他那里 Yes. You'd better go to him.
噢，我正打算那么做 Oh, I intend to.
马上去 This instant.
长指甲，你个混蛋，起来 Withnail, you bastard. Wake up.
起来，混蛋，否则我把这床烧了 Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down.
我拒绝承认所有的指着，你想怎样？ I deny all accusations. What do you want?
我刚才差点被强暴了 I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering.
我来这里是要把我唯一的愿望告诉你 I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you.
我现在打算要去伦敦 Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.
等会儿，不要再让你的幻觉误导你了 Hold on. Don't let your imagination run away with you.
幻觉？我刚刚从一个裸男的手中挣脱出来 Imagination? I just finished fighting a naked man.
你怎么敢告诉他我是一个马桶商人！ How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader!
那也是策略上的需要 It was a tactical necessity.
如果我没告诉他你是同性恋，我们也绝不会得到小屋 If I hadn't told him you were active, we'd never have got the cottage.
我一点也不想要它…不要跟他住一起 I never have wanted it... not with him in it!
他大老远来到这里 Geez. He'd come all this way.
- 蒙蒂？他去纽约了 - 这是适当的风险 - Monty? He'd go to New York. - It was a calculated risk.
这策略上的需要和适当的风险是怎么回事？ What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk?
赤裸裸的站在那个角落的人是我！ This is me naked in a corner!
你竟然敢告诉他我爱你 And how dare you tell him I love you.
你竟然敢告诉他你拒绝了我 And how dare you tell him you rejected me.
- 你竟然敢那么跟他说！ - 对不起 - How dare you tell him that! - Sorry about that.
有点儿失去控制，随口说了出来 Got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.
我告诉你吧，长指甲，如果他再进来我房间的话，那就会发生谋杀案 Let me tell you something, Withnail. If he comes into my room again, it's murder,
这样你也会在法律上承担责任 and you will be held responsible in law.
可能那是对偷听者的制裁… "Perhaps it is appropriate justice for the eavesdropper...
他要离开，这是他坚持要做的事情 "that he should leave as his trade determines...
悄悄的，在夜幕深处 "in secrecy and in the dead of night.
我真切的希望你将找到幸福… " I do sincerely hope that you will find the happiness...
那也是拒绝我了的东西 "which, alas, has always been denied to me.
我永远都是属于你的 "I am yours ever faithfully,
蒙塔格·H·维夫尼尔 Montague H. Withnail."
可怜的老混蛋 Poor old bastard.
我想说… I would say...
这是代表着一定程度的虚伪… that that represents a degree of hypocrisy...
你那高超的推卸责任的技巧，让我一直都没有怀疑你 I've hitherto suspected in you but not noticed, due to highly evasive skills.
我的天啊，长指甲，你将会为此受苦 Christ, Withnail. You'll suffer for this.
你将为你的所做所为付出代价 What you have done will have to be paid for.
有一点我要称赞一下蒙蒂 I will say one thing for Monty.
那么，安排一下吧，我们马上离开 Well, that settles it, then. We'll leave immediately.
什么？ What?
- 带上你的行李，我们在半小时后离开 - 半个小时？ - Get your kit together. We're leaving in half an hour. - Half an hour?
别开玩笑了，我至少需要一小时来吃午餐 Don't be ridiculous. I need at least an hour for lunch.
辆卡车向我们开过来，大概两百码远的地方 You've got a truck coming up. About 200 yards.
被一个迟钝给的司机跟随着 Followed by a left slow hander.
真是疯狂！我不能这么下去了！ This is insanity! I can't keep this up!
跟着这条线路走，靠右一点 Stay in this lane. Bear right. Bear right.
什么线路？什么线路？我看不见这该死的路 What lane? What lane? I can't see the fucking lane.
靠右一点！靠右一点！靠右一点！ Bear right! Bear right! Bear right!
就是它了，在下一个车库旁边停下，我要修理一下这雨刷 That's it. Next garage, I've gotta do something about that wiper.
我需要睡一下 And I've got to get some sleep.
吉米亨德里克斯 《智利魔法》
- 发生什么事了？ - 我在争取时间 - What's going on? - I'm making time.
你是不是疯了？靠边停下，你连驾照都没有 Are you out of your mind? Pull over. You haven't got a license.
不，我在争取时间 No. I'm making time.
- 我们在哪？ - 正前往伦敦 - Where are we? - We're approaching London.
♪ 噢，我会在一座山边站着 ♪
- 另一个混蛋来了 - ♪ 我将用我的拳头把他打倒 ♪ Here comes another bastard.
啊，不 Ah, no!
真是妙极了，让我来对付他 Perfectly all right. Leave him to me.
你满身是苏格兰威士忌的味道，你这个笨蛋 You're full of scotch, you silly tool.
♪ 好的，我会用所有碎片拼凑出一个小岛 ♪
♪ 可能会使用一些沙子 ♪
♪ 是的 ♪
♪ 因为我是一名伏都法师 ♪
♪ 上帝知道我是伏度法师 ♪
这么早就喝得这么醉，不太好吧？ A bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?
这些不是我的，它们属于他 These aren't mine. They belong to him.
- 你喝醉了 - 我保证没有，长官 - You're drunk. - I assure you I'm not, officer.
老实说，我只喝了点啤酒 Honestly, I've only had a few ales.
请到车外边来 Out of the car... please.
先生 Sir.
我要你做个深呼吸，然后吹满这个袋子 I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag.
- 你拒绝这么做？ - 没错 - Are you refusing to fill this bag? - I most certainly am.
- 我要逮捕你 - 别荒谬了，我什么都没做 - I'm placing you under arrest. - Don't be ridiculous. I haven't done anything.
- 来吧 - 看这，我的堂兄是个皇家律师 - Come on. - Look here, my cousin's a QC.
去车后面呆着！ Get in the back of the van!
嘿，中士，那伙傻瓜在干吗？ Hey, sarge, what's that clown doing?
- 我们的支票在哪里？ - 还没签名呢 - Where's our checks? - Didn't sign on.
那跟上个礼拜的帐单没有任何区别 That wouldn't make any difference in last week's payments.
♪ 我已经看到你了 ♪
♪ 看到沉睡在梦里的爱！♪
你在我床上做什么了？ What are you doing in my bed?
- 我刚睡着了 - 在浴缸里面的那个人是谁？ - I've been asleep. - Who is the huge spade in the bath?
放肆的艾德 Presuming Ed.
我给你十分钟，知道吗？我要你出去，因为我回来了 You've got ten minutes, right? I want you out 'cause I want to get in.
十分钟，知道吗？你最好可以站起来 Ten minutes, right? You better be on your feet.
- 你怎么进来的？ - 聪明吧，伙计 - How did you get in? - Ingenuity, man.
从排水沟上爬进来 Come up the drain pipe.
- 想来支烟吗？ - 好 - Would you like a smoke? - Yes.
不，谢谢，我要打个电话 No, thanks. I've got a call to make.
你要用那些东西来干什么？ What are you gonna do with those?
我准备要做的大麻卷烟，需要很好的技术 The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman.
它需要用十二张纸 It can utilize up to 12 skins.
它被称为“坎伯威尔胡萝卜” It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
怎么可能用十二张纸卷大麻 It's impossible to use 12 papers in one joint.
要做“坎伯威尔胡萝卜”，一张纸都不能少 It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
- 谁取名叫“坎伯威尔胡萝卜”的？ - 我 - Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot? - I do.
我在坎伯威尔发明它，并且它看起来像胡萝卜 I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
你有没有发现这屋子被老鼠包围了？ Do you realize this gaff's overwhelmed with rodents?
我进来的时候看见一只跟狗一样大的老鼠 When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog.
那是条狗，是楼下那家伙养的 That is a dog. Belongs to the fellow downstairs.
他的狗进去烤箱了么？ Does his dog get in the oven?
- 不，他的狗并没来过这里 - 那么他是一直老鼠了 - No, his dog doesn't come up here. - Then it was a rodent.
当我打开烤箱的时候，它就在那里面看着我 Opened the oven door, and it was in there looking at me.
吓了我一跳，我当时准备去煮洋葱 Quite freaked me at the time. I was gonna cook onions.
- 你现在要休息了吗？ - 不 - Are you going to bed now? - No.
打电话 Phone.
- 他要打电话给谁？ - 胖贝蒂 - Who's he going to telephone? - Squat Betty.
他的经纪人，他是在浪费自己的时间，因为他们不会要他的 His agent. He's wasting his time because he won't be in.
这将会让你非常的兴奋 This'll tend to make you very high.
在西半球，这种大麻的力量是最强大的 This grass is the most powerful in the Western Hemisphere.
我特地让我的人去墨西哥找来的 I have it specially flown in from my man in Mexico.
他是专家 He's an expert.
他的名字是朱旺 His name is Juan.
这种大麻在高于海平面两千英尺的地方生长 This grass grows at exactly 2,000 feet above sea level.
你得到那角色了？ You got the part, man?
我得到了另一个不同的，他们想让我当主角 I got a different one. They want me to play the lead.
- 祝贺你 - 你们两个都上哪了？ - Congratulations. - Where exactly have you two been?
- 在乡村度假 - 真是个好主意 - Holiday in the countryside. - That's a very good idea.
伦敦是个适合旅行的国家 London is a country coming down from its trip.
还有九十一天，就要进入下一个年代了 We are 91 days from the end of this decade,
到时候将会有很多难民 and there's gonna be a lot of refugees.
他们会进入这个小镇，大叫“你们这些死人，出来” They'll be goin' round this town shoutin', "Bring out your dead."
有一天一个古怪的老人在找你 There was a geezer around here the other day lookin' for you.
- 什么老人？ - 一个秃头的老人 - What geezer? - Some bald geezer.
估计你该给他两百六十六镑租金 Reckons you owe him 266 quid back rent.
我已经告诉他屋子里面有老鼠，必须要减低房租 I told him there's no question of payin' rent on a property cut with rodents.
他完全不理会我的建议 He takes exception to this.
开始跟我吵起来 Starts comin' on really bald with me.
- 你这贱人 - 我让他滚开 - You mean ratty. - I told him to piss off.
你真是个傻瓜，我们将会再次被告上法庭 You bloody fool. We'll end up in court again.
- 不，不会的，那是不合法的 - 我假设我们可以引证你 - No we won't. It ain't legal. - I assume we can quote you.
实际上，我非常喜欢法律 The law rather appeals to me, actually.
只是太兴奋了 Just high.
不要笑了，长指甲，这是严肃的事 Stop laughing, Withnail. This is serious.
不，我调查过了，研究过那文件了 No, it ain't. I looked into it, studied the papers.
- 什么文件？ - 法律文件 - What papers? - Legal papers.
什么文件啊，丹尼 What papers, Danny?
他拿了我们的支票，你都用这些做了什么？ He's got our checks. What are you doing with these?
我提了现款给你 I was gonna cash 'em in for you.
看在上帝的份上，长指甲，别笑了，这是一张驱逐通知 For Christ's sake, Withnail, stop laughing. This is a notice of eviction.
你能不能别再笑了？他们想赶我们出去 Will you stop laughing? They wanna throw us out.
上帝，你能不能闭嘴，看在上帝的份上？你让我感到害怕 For God... Will you shut up, for God's sake? You're giving me the fear.
给我镇定剂，丹尼，我脑子现在乱极了 Give me a downer, Danny. My brain's capsizing.
- 我，心乱如麻！ - 你要改变，伙计 - I've gone and fucked my brain! - Change, man.
找到适合你的位置，不要把自己逼得太急 Find your neutral space. You've got a rush.
一切都会过去的，坐下 It will pass. Be seated.
你是不是兴奋过度了？ Aren't you getting absurdly high?
那就是我抽烟的原因 Precisely the reason I'm smokin' it.
我不要了，我有点混乱 I couldn't. I'm spaced.
没有你的老鼠那么混乱 Not as spaced as your rodents.
- 别跟我提它们 - 我在想象它们互相交谈的情景 - Don't talk about them. - I imagine they're talkin' to each other.
- 你这是什么意思？ - 我已经处理了它们了 - What do you mean? - I've dealt with 'em.
处理它们？你他妈的这是什么意思？ Dealt with 'em. What the fuck do you mean?
给它们吃迷药，我希望它们在排水沟里死掉 Dosed 'em. I expect they're dead down the drain.
死在排水沟里？你对它们都做了什么了？ Dead down the drain? What have you done to them?
给了它们一些加了迷药的洋葱 Given them all drugged onions.
耶稣啊！为什么你要给它们吃加了迷药的洋葱？ Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?
坐下来，兄弟，控制情绪 Sit down, man. Take control.
给我片安定，我感到害怕 Give me a Valium. I'm getting the fear!
你对你的大脑做了些事情 You have done something to your brain.
你让它太兴奋了 You have made it high.
如果我给你服用十毫升安定，你的大脑就会受到另外的损伤 If I lay ten mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain.
你可以自己让情绪安定下来，为什么要依靠药物？ You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?
那是政治，不是么？ That's politics, isn't it?
我去吃些糖 I'm gonna eat some sugar.
我建议你多抽点大麻 I recommend you smoke some more grass.
不可能，完全不可能 No way. No fucking way.
那真是个不幸的政治决定 That is an unfortunate political decision,
这段时间反省一下吧 reflectin' these times.
- 你在说什么？丹尼？ - 政治呀，兄弟 - What are you talking about, Danny? - Politics, man.
如果你坚持要升起气球 If you were hanging on to a rising balloon,
你先在面临着艰难的决定 you're presented with a difficult decision...
是要及时松手？ let go before it's too late?
还是继续让它升高一点？ Or hang on and keep getting higher?
问你一个问题，你能抓住一根绳子坚持多久呢？ Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
现在嬉皮士假发的价格跟羊毛的价格一样，兄弟 They're sellin' hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man.
人类历史上最伟大的时代已经结束了 The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over.
“放肆的艾德”在这里要不停地指出… And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out...
我们没有成功将这世界变得更堕落 we have failed to paint it black.
我父亲在一个礼拜之内拿走这些行李 My Dad'll pick up the boxes in a week.
他会修理汽车 And he's gonna do something about the car.
- 我现在要走了 - 那么快？ - I'm off now. - Already?
但是我开了一瓶酒 But I've got us a bottle open.
我从蒙蒂酒窖里面拿出来的 I confiscated it from Monty's supplies.
五三年的玛歌酒，这个世纪最好的酒 '53 Margaux. Best of the century.
我肯定他不会因为一点酒怨恨我们的 I'm sure he wouldn't resent us a parting drink.
我不能，长指甲，我要去车站了，不然要晚了 I can't, Withnail. I've gotta walk to the station. I'll be late.
- 喝酒的时间总是有的 - 不 - There's always time for a drink. - No.
我没时间了 I don't have the time.
好吧，我陪你一起走过公园 All right. I'll walk with you through the park.
我们可以在路上喝 We can drink it on the way.
不要了，谢谢你 No. No more, thank you.
听着，长指甲，这是个难以启齿的问题，为什么你不回去呢？ Listen, Withnail. It's a stinker. Why don't you go back?
- 因为我想送你去车站 - 哦，不用了 - Because I wanna walk you to the station. - Well, don't.
请不要 Please don't.
我真的不想你送我去车站 I really don't want you to.
我会想念你的，长指甲 I shall miss you, Withnail.
我也会想念你的，干杯 I shall miss you too. Chin-chin.
最近，我不知道前方在何处 "I have of late, but wherefore I know not,
失去了我所有的快乐 "lost all my mirth.
确实，它跟随着我的意志一起离开了 "And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition...
这片美好的土地… "that this goodly frame the earth...
在我看来好像一个贫瘠的海角 "seems to me a sterile promontory.
天空像美丽的华盖 "It's a most excellent canopy, the air.
你看看，这华丽的天空 "Look you, this brave, o'er hanging firmament.
这庄严的屋顶被金色的火焰侵蚀着 "This majestical roof fretted with golden fire.
为什么这丝毫不能吸引我的兴趣 "Why, it appeareth nothing to me...
只有这肮脏的水蒸气 "but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
人类真是神奇的生物 "What a piece of work is a man,
强大的推理能力 "how noble in reason,
拥有无限的潜能 "how infinite in faculties,
犹如天使一般的忧虑 "how like an angel in apprehension.
仿佛如上帝一般！ "How like a god!
世界的美丽 "The beauty of the world:
万物之灵 "Paragon of animals:
但对我来说，这尘埃的精华又算是什么？ "Yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
没有男人喜欢我 "Man delights not me.
不，也没有女人喜欢我 "No, nor women neither.
没有女人喜欢我 Nor women neither."